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Whats the funniest or stupidist line you have heard in MVP 2005?  

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  1. 1.

    • "Hang Me Bang Me"
      13
    • "That Dude Has A Bevial of Pitches in His Arsinal"
      4
    • "Grab some Pine...................Meat"
      20
    • Other (post what it was)
      7


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This is off topic of the post but how can we forget "Funny Little Feeling" on the Trax, kinda immature for the kiddos if they are able to understand the meaning.

-CB

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"A bevial of pitches"?

I think it's actually "bevy", which means, literally, groups of or lots of something. Hence, a lot of pitches. "A lot of pitches in his arsenal".

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i like....

1)he had none chance.... none

2) the one about the batter being as full as a thanksgiving turkey

make me laugh everytime.... so stupid

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See, in MY time all I had was dancing shoes and I didn't have any time to play games. All I used to do was rehearse, rehearse and rehearse some more. I love being on stage. I love to tour. The only game I used to play was with my audience, especially getting them to chant along with me.

Now you all have your Playstation 2s and your little XBOXes and GAMECUBEs, just makes my time a blur. 8O

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If you wear headphones and have a spacial setting, you will hear things from the crowd and the bench that you will never hear through regular speakers, some of it is pretty funny

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someone make some heckler calls. not r rated please.

btw, i hate everything the commentator says. he's just a pocket sportscaster. he never says anything important except for reminding you that the pitcher is up next (in case you want to pinch hit).

I wish I could change the things HE says.

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My favorite was when I was playing Atlanta and Tim Hudson was pitching... "this guy is so skinny, when he stands sideways and sticks out his tongue he looks like a zipper". I actually started laughing at that one when he said it. :o

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See, in MY time all I had was dancing shoes and I didn't have any time to play games. All I used to do was rehearse, rehearse and rehearse some more. I love being on stage. I love to tour. The only game I used to play was with my audience, especially getting them to chant along with me.

Now you all have your Playstation 2s and your little XBOXes and GAMECUBEs, just makes my time a blur. 8O

This guy's wacko.

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I think it's situational. For example:

After the first pitch of the game if it's a ball, sometimes I immediately get:

"He's out there with zero stuff today." AFTER ONE PITCH!

Also, Jeff Kent is apparently a batter who hasn't figured out how to hit yet. m'kay.

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how about, "This guy likes to whack balls up high"......"This guy is a monster at the plate, I just hope the people in the bleachers brought a mitt", ......"They got a guy 'tossing' in the bullpen" (somehow that is just wrong!)

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"He got fisted on that one!" :oops:

Something like: "This guy puts all his weight behind his pitches, and that's saying a lot"

The way Kiper says "Michael Cuddyer" always cracks me up.

They also screw up the switch-hitters... they say they hit the wrong kind of pitcher... not really funny, but annoying.

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