Spivey11 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 A call came early this morning to GM Billy Beane's office. It was his friend, Paul DePodesta, GM of the Los Angeles Dodgers. Didn't you hear, DePodesta stepped down! :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APR Posted June 21, 2005 Author Share Posted June 21, 2005 Didn't you hear, DePodesta stepped down! :lmao: Fixed! :wtg: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APR Posted June 21, 2005 Author Share Posted June 21, 2005 A's Hole Gets Deeper Hehehehe, A's Hole, hehehehe Above: A's can't stop falling on their collective faces. In the words of Napoleon Dynamite, "that was like the worst flippin [game] ever!" And he was right, as the today's game between the A's and Rangers was full of miscues, all of them on the A's behalf. It all began in the top of the 1st, as a ball hit by Gary Matthews Jr. skipped by LF Luis Gonzalez and all the way to the wall, allowing Matthews Jr. to score on an inside the park home run. Despite poor defense, the A's were able to take the lead in the third by way of CF Mark Kotsay's 2 run home run. But Texas quickly bounced back and scored in the next 5 innings. Texas won this one 8-4, in a heavily one-sided affair. TOP PERFORMERS: TEIXEIRA 3-4, 2B, R, RBI BARAJAS 2-5, 2B, R, RBI Boxscore: R H E TEX 8 16 1 OAK 4 7 0 WP:C. Ho Park (3-3) LP: R. Harden (5-1) Celebrity Talk "That was like the worst flipping [game] ever. They don't have any good skills right now. Like, ball-hitting skills, pitching skills, or liger drawing skills. Umpires only like teams who have good skills. GOSH!" -Napoleon Dynamite commenting on the latest game between the A's and Rangers. Game 3: Danny Haren (3-2) vs. Joaquin Benoit (1-1) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stix Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Hehehehe, A's Hole, hehehehe ...or liger drawing skills OMFG ROFLMFAO :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APR Posted June 21, 2005 Author Share Posted June 21, 2005 Haha, I thought you guys would like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfgiantsflgators Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 i like the style of this dynasty...top shelf quality my man. :wtg: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APR Posted June 21, 2005 Author Share Posted June 21, 2005 Glad you like it. :wtg: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APR Posted June 22, 2005 Author Share Posted June 22, 2005 It's Always Marco, Marco, Marco! Kendall Finally Breaks Out Above: Crosby and Durazo happy because of what Scutaro did. Wild, Crazy, Kids must be back in production, because the A's and Rangers acted like them at the ballpark today. Ten innings, 26 hits, 11 runs, and 2 hits batsmen. Thats what the boxscore looked like tonight. Oakland looked like they were poised to blow out the Rangers as they ripped starter Joaquin Benoit for three runs on six hits in the first inning to take an early 3-1 lead. Texas came back in the 5th from a home run by SS Michael Young, but then in the bottom of the fifth, Oakland scored two more to go back on top. In the seventh, Dave Dellucci hit a sac fly that tied the game, and eventually sending this one to extras, where the A's won it on a line drive base hit to the gap in right, past a drawn in outfield, to give the A's the win. TOP PERFORMERS: YOUNG 1-5, HR, 3 RBI KENDALL 2-5, 2 RBI OAKLAND BULLPEN 4 IP, 2 H, 0 ER, K Boxscore: R H E TEX 5 9 0 OAK 615 0 WP: K. Yabu (2-0) LP: F. Cordero (1-1) Celebrity Talk "In the news this week, the Oakland Tribune published an article titled 'A's Hole Gets Deeper'. Hey, know this is a true story ok, and whats funny about it is that the Athletics all have [beeps] and they are deep, see holes...deep, and umm...Kevin Eubanks you like men right?" -Jay Leno in an excerpt from his standup bit on his show last night. Game 1: Joe Blanton (2-0) vs. Jaret Wright (2-1) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punishher Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 LOL ur funny :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nittanylionfan3 Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Wow, Apr, you are so flippin funny man. :lmao: :lmao: wow. What's your record man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APR Posted June 23, 2005 Author Share Posted June 23, 2005 If you guys give me requests on celebrities, I will try to work them in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kriegz Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Chappelle ***** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spivey11 Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Pauley Shore, Wayne Brady, Mr. T, Bill Cosby, or Robin Williams - any of those would suffice. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nittanylionfan3 Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Yea, all of those guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APR Posted June 23, 2005 Author Share Posted June 23, 2005 Pauley Shore, Wayne Brady, Mr. T, Bill Cosby, or Robin Williams - any of those would suffice. :wink: Oooh...Bill Cosby is first. And then I will put in Tim the Tool Man Taylor!!! Then the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spivey11 Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 I pity tha fool who don't use Mr. T ..........FIRST!!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nittanylionfan3 Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fastflink2009 Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 yo Apr4488, can u put out the mlb standings and maybe stats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APR Posted June 23, 2005 Author Share Posted June 23, 2005 I pity tha fool who don't use Mr. T! I pity the fool who can't read after I said I would do the rest!! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APR Posted June 23, 2005 Author Share Posted June 23, 2005 Ask...and ye shall recieve. :hail: Anything else...my lord? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fastflink2009 Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Sorry Apr, i didnt mean it as a demand, i was just eager to see what ur record was and stuff. Well i may want...... :chin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APR Posted June 23, 2005 Author Share Posted June 23, 2005 Sorry Apr, i didnt mean it as a demand, i was just eager to see what ur record was and stuff. Well i may want...... :chin: Oh I know, I was just joshing ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fastflink2009 Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 I know, but really you are a master at dynasties :hail: :wtg: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bravesj858 Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 how about patrick duffy? he's barry zito's uncle...put him in during a zito start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APR Posted June 24, 2005 Author Share Posted June 24, 2005 how about patrick duffy? he's barry zito's uncle...put him in during a zito start. Never heard of the guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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