UncleMo Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 I'll start it off: Bonds to catcher: Smell that? catcher: What, the smell of home run number 715 in the air? Bonds to catcher: Nah, I just farted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alcoholicstepfather Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Bonds: I smile because I am beating the system. Catcher: Your day is coming, Jackass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filthy57 Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Bonds: I don't wanna look, is it a homerun? Catcher: Nah, you struck out, cheater. Bonds: *ROID RAGE!!!!!!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossmac7 Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Bonds: Man, this thong is giving me a major wedgie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perry Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Bonds: Ah! just listen to that crowd roar. Catcher: Crowd roar????? Oh you mean that guy in upper deck blowing his nose? Yea, yea, crowd roar, right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaDonch44 Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Bonds: Damn, I only need 1 home run now!!! Hey catcher, my power is running low and I need a boost. Make it quick, hurry up and give me another shot in the @$$. I'm going to close my eyes so I don't see the needle. But, pleaseeeeeee don't hurt me :binkybaby: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Unit Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Bonds: damnit, i put the needle in the wrong place again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stix Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Bonds: I smile because I am beating the system. Catcher: Your day is coming, Jackass LOL :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BravesFan10 Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Bonds: YES, I GOT 715!!!! Catcher: Nah, it's just a fly ball to the picther. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Unit Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Bonds: YES, I GOT 715!!!! Catcher: Nah, it's just a fly ball to the picther. he walks like its a home run though lol. every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleMo Posted May 24, 2006 Author Share Posted May 24, 2006 Man with hat and suite on: Oh!!! The old buzzer-in-the-hand trick, you got me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Unit Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Hey, that hat looks tasty. can i get a bite of that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee4Life Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Man with hat and suite on: Oh!!! The old buzzer-in-the-hand trick, you got me! The man with the hat and suit on is Colonel Jacob Ruppert, the owner of the Yankees at the time, and of course that is Babe Ruth in uniform. The picture was probably taken in 1934. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleMo Posted May 25, 2006 Author Share Posted May 25, 2006 "For a womanizer, this gaze into my eyes and rubbing of my hand by your thumb is making me uneasy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyMcM93 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Man in suit: *cough*lose some weight*cough* The Babe: ug um @$$hole ug um. Wheres my hot dog and beer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxbjr Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 The Babe: Umm... you've been holding my hand for about 3 mins now, and why are you smiling like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruecu Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Babe: "Why yes, I did use hand lotion this morning. Thanks for noticing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaronuconn Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Babe: "Why yes, I did use hand lotion this morning. Thanks for noticing." LOL, good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash #25 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Col. Rupert: Sorry babe, but I had to send you to Boston because there's this play I'd like to run........... Babe: No hard feelings. I love ya, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyMcM93 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 LOL, I love this thread, keep em comin' guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleMo Posted May 25, 2006 Author Share Posted May 25, 2006 I'll let someone else start this off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Unit Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Ozzie - Do you not like me anymore? You don't talk to me, you don't look at me, and yesterday you left the toilet seat up! I think we're through! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cash #25 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Ozzie: How do I hate thee? Let me count the ways. Number one, you're blind! Number two, you don't know the rules! Number three, you're ugly! Number four, you smell! Number five.........number five........uh......come on man, help me out. What's number five? Umpire: I'm always right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyMcM93 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Ozzie - I'm insulted. First you let the man score when he was clearly out. Then you call this guy safe, and last night you caused an earthquakw whe you fell over! What gives? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleMo Posted May 26, 2006 Author Share Posted May 26, 2006 Ump: Whatisit now ya big baby!? Guillen: *Yeeeee...Owwwie* My pwinkie, It HURTS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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