tebjr Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 My brother is an assistant manager at a local restaurant here in town. He just called and was telling me that this woman came in placed an order, ate about half of it, then asked one of the waitresses if she could see the manager. He said he went to her table and asked if there was a problem. She said her food was not cooked throughly. He told her that he would make sure that she was brought another plate and refund her money, which is this restaurant's policy. She said no, that she had a better idea. She then threw what was left of her plate in his face. If it was me, I'd have knocked her *** out cold right there. I know if he'd have done that, he would have lost his job and probably face assault charges, but that's just the way I'm turned. Just looking for ya'lls thoughts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astroholic Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 I'd want to set her straight also..But that probally wouldn't be the case. I'd probally blow up in her face, start yelling like crazy. Eventually cops would come and we'd both go to jail either way hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seanzarelli Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 I started reading that and thought it was from the movie "Waiting" lol, but if it were me I would prolly do what Astroholic would do and go apesh*t on her and probably donkey punch the b1tch in the back of the head a couple times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astroholic Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 "go apesh*t on her and probably donkey punch the b1tch" Bravo! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kgbaseball Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 I'd eat the food off of my face to test if it was REALLY undercooked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kccitystar Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 I'd come back and kick her like this...: WOOHOO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snepp Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 I would tell her to pay for her food and exit the building or the police would be called to deal with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seanzarelli Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 That is beautiful KC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tebjr Posted May 27, 2006 Author Share Posted May 27, 2006 I like your idea the best KC, but Snepp's is probably the most logical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astroholic Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Priceless... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkB Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Restrain her (or, hell, you're the manager, get your staff to do it), call the cops and have her arrested. That's what would have happened if he had done that to her afterward, so give her a taste of her own medicine. Of course, I probably wouldn't have the patience for that, so who knows? It would either do something to cause the police to come, then start attacking them in some way (I'm not a fan of police in general, so them turning up wouldn't help matters at all) and spend a while in jail, or get one of my (preferably female) staff to throw food in her face. Why female? Because we all know that if it was a male, he'd be facing even worse charges for "assaulting a female". (This post was made at 4:30am local time and the creator is not responsible for anything stupid said herein due to tiredness, anger, pain and various other causes. Other than the police remark. That's damn true, and I'll admit it to anyone. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astroholic Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 The man kicking the Grandma looks like the guy from Anchorman. One of Ron Burgundy's crew...the stylish one...know who I'm talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tebjr Posted May 27, 2006 Author Share Posted May 27, 2006 Paul Rudd. I think that's who your talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astroholic Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 I got the image to work. So whatever that mans name is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tebjr Posted May 27, 2006 Author Share Posted May 27, 2006 That's him. He's in quite a few of Will Ferrell's movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astroholic Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Really!? I've only seen his face in Anchorman. Which other movies does he associate with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pfalvey Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 My brother is an assistant manager at a local restaurant here in town. He just called and was telling me that this woman came in placed an order, ate about half of it, then asked one of the waitresses if she could see the manager. He said he went to her table and asked if there was a problem. She said her food was not cooked throughly. He told her that he would make sure that she was brought another plate and refund her money, which is this restaurant's policy. She said no, that she had a better idea. She then threw what was left of her plate in his face. If it was me, I'd have knocked her *** out cold right there. I know if he'd have done that, he would have lost his job and probably face assault charges, but that's just the way I'm turned. Just looking for ya'lls thoughts. So, what was his reaction to that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kccitystar Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Really!? I've only seen his face in Anchorman. Which other movies does he associate with? He is considered a member of the Frat Pack, a group of comedy actors who appear in films together. While several actors have been linked to the Frat Pack at one point or another, the six actors originally linked to the group are: * Jack Black * Will Ferrell * Ben Stiller * Vince Vaughn * Luke & Owen Wilson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleMo Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 He is considered a member of the Frat Pack, a group of comedy actors who appear in films together. While several actors have been linked to the Frat Pack at one point or another, the six actors originally linked to the group are: * Jack Black * Will Ferrell * Ben Stiller * Vince Vaughn * Luke & Owen Wilson Never heard of that term, Frat Pack. That's like the Brat Pack the people older than me grew up with. Slightly older. Um, what about Adam Sandler and his troup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astroholic Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 "Um, what about Adam Sandler and his troup." I was just fixing to bring Adam Sandler up and his screw. They love to change who's gay in each movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty32 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 She can be charged with assault if she threw food at his face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fred13 Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 Really!? I've only seen his face in Anchorman. Which other movies does he associate with? He was Mike, Phoebe's boyfriend/fiance/wife in Friends and was also with Steve Carol in 40 Year old Virgin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleMo Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 "Um, what about Adam Sandler and his troup." I was just fixing to bring Adam Sandler up and his screw. They love to change who's gay in each movie. Sigh. I know. I've noticed their movies are the same over and over again: short on story, big on weird characters to make you laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 I would do the Ron Burgundy and punch her in the ovary. Just one straight shot. But in all seriousness, you don't ever hit a women. So I dunno. I would ask her to leave again I guess. Beats me. You don't call the police because its like getting *****-slapped by Richard Simmons, you just don't tell anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kccitystar Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 But in all seriousness, you don't ever hit a women. Under certain circumstances I refuse to obey this rule. Example: Your woman hates you to the point where she screws up your credit, keys your car, and breaks the things you own. You're left in shambles, and you mean to tell me you wouldn't give her the ONE TWO shut the hell up? LOL I mean it's farfetched but I just don't get into those kinds of situations where I'd hit a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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