Kccitystar Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 I wish I would have done this sooner in the case of my phone: http://www.evanwashere.com/StolenSidekick I'm telling you, I should go and stick my foot up their asses...take out all my frustrations in one solid kick in the ***... This is the girl, she is 16: And the sad part is that the guy she's messing with is 26-27. And so us computer geeks offered an ultimatum: "Here's how it's gonna go down. You might be street, but I'm a pasty white hardcore computer nerd mutha****a who grew up in the ****in' Crenshaw. That's right. Crenshaw and Olympic, Los Angeles, Cali****ingfornia. The whole internet is going to see this. Millions of people. Tens of millions. And there a whole lot of crazy *** computer ****ers that just love ****ing with dishonest shithole trash people like you who don't have the common decency to give back what aint yours. Call it Robin Hood, or vigilantes or just call it a big bunch of nerds. But they're watching you, now, and their watching the webpage of the guy who keeps posting the pictures you're taking. And they know how to do stuff. They could wreck your credit. They could take away your house. They could make ambulances show up at your door every hour of every day for weeks. They could have 1000 pizzas delivered to your place and bill you for it. Every ****ing day. They could make your phone never stop ringing. They could run up thousands of dollars on your phone. See, the sidekick sends those pics out automatically, and there's jack **** you can do about it. It records your messages. It records your IMs. Really clever ones could even figure out how to turn that phone on and use it like a microphone to listen in on your conversations wherever you are with the phone. They could even turn on the E911 service and track wherever you go via GPS. You better hope you don't slang or smoke any weed or do anything illegal or anything, because those crazy *** nerd mother****ers might already be watching you right now. They might even know where you are. Don't ever **** with a hacker, or invite them to wanna **** with you. 'Cause they got **** that's better than guns or thugs or brothers, they got *information* like you've never even heard of before. Like king-hell crazy *** voodoo magic **** with computers. And the whole world is computers, now. And the new bullets? Information. Watch yourselves. You better just give the phone back. If you're not gonna give the phone back, you might as well trash it or smash it, 'cause it's gonna come back and bite you all in the *** real, real ****ing hard. We clear? Get a move up on it, then." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheProdigy Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 That has to me the funniest thing I've seen today. That girl is a fool, and will probably suffer for doing such a foolish thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruecu Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 i just spent 30 minutes on this...wow, is all i can say...i wonder if he'll get it back...that chick has to be getting harassed...and what if the cab driver did sell it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kccitystar Posted June 10, 2006 Author Share Posted June 10, 2006 It's crazy, and I'm awaiting the case # from the NYPD, as they give you one within a week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filthy57 Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Saw this earlier today on another forum. Good stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JP_Frost Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 I read everything on that site. Now I feel like having a smoke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matroska Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Thats just pathetic, I am kinda disapointed, I wanted to see the vid of that chick, my friend said she has a nice *** lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheProdigy Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 she does, look at that picture on that site Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kccitystar Posted June 10, 2006 Author Share Posted June 10, 2006 LOL she's 16! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matroska Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 So are we! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheProdigy Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 well, I'm 19 - but my girlfriend is 17, not too far apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seanzarelli Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 I agree with KC, after reading that stuff, I'd do more than kick them in the ***. Also, at least I know the girl wouldn't get any uglier after I'd get through with her because she is the furthest thing from being hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheProdigy Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 she isn't gorgeous at all, but she has a nice booty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tidalwav90 Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 i loved reading the computer nerd thing, that so funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDom Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 it really made me get my laugh for the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praasch Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 its funny how far this story traveled...i've seen it on two other forums that i belong to...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger147 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Update on story: http://www.iht.com/articles/2006/06/21/tec...eb.0621cell.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Campo09 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 cant wait for thisw to be on law and order svu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris22 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 what a story "I never in my life thought a phone was going to cause me so many problems," Gomez said but that sealed it. hillarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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