DustinTheWin Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 one of the mods should stickey this thread, it is very important to life lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDom Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 This I find just truely very homo like. I hate when guys be like "Dude, your six pack is sweet" Couldn't Agree With you more And how about, Men injecting other men with steriods in the Gluteus Maximus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mav3rek Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 If you should ever find yourself in prison/jail, never, ever, under any circumstances toast your cell mate by saying "bottoms up" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYM Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 -By saying "no homo" before a homo statement or action still makes u sound or look like a homo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfgiantsflgators Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 The reason for number two is no matter how much your wife hates sports, you must take her. It is not an option. Simply because if you don't take her...you won't be getting anything and she'll be acting very [naughty word] at you. completely disagree. other functions, then yes, the wife is probably first on the list. but sporting events - the wife is second fiddle. if you're married to a pro athlete (i.e. mia hamm, jennie finch, etc.), then you MIGHT have a beef. otherwise, it's time for her to have a girl's night out - she ain't goin to the game. period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroEric Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 This I find just truely very homo like. I hate when guys be like "Dude, your six pack is sweet" I wish I had a six pack for anyone to say this about in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friedman Posted July 30, 2006 Share Posted July 30, 2006 I wish I had a six pack for anyone to say this about in the first place. Ditto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroEric Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 No, no...when I was 13 I had a six-pack. But 6 years of college drinking and a changing metabolism changed that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYM Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 I wouldn't say I have one, but you can kind of see it. I used the AB lounge and it worked great, until I was playing football in my basement and I fell on top of it and it snapped. Can you tell me what a curl up is? Currently I'm just doing pushups, situps, and crunches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfgiantsflgators Posted July 31, 2006 Share Posted July 31, 2006 No, no...when I was 13 I had a six-pack. But 6 years of college drinking and a changing metabolism changed that. exactly. wait till you pass 25... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fred13 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". Add Brian's Song and Remember the Titans Rudy is arguable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfgiantsflgators Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Add Brian's Song and Remember the Titans Rudy is arguable and old yeller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroEric Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 And Steel Magnevermind. --Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoop27 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 I got one... You will leave your girlfriend/wife at home and NEVER bring her to your weekly poker game. No one wants to hear "Oh wow you have 5 hearts is that good?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeppelin99 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Thou shalt not drink ultra light beer. Light beer is pushing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kblavie Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 I'm too lazy to put read the previous three pages, I read the first post, here are mine. 1: No man is to watch the Guys Gone Wild commercial longer than it takes to grab the remote and flip the channel. 2: If there is a volleyball tournament on TV you may watch under these circumstances. A) There are two or more women playing. The girl in the bar you're bartending will stick around longer if you leave it on (longer she stays more drunk she gets) C) In the mens torunament unless there is a woman dressed like below and puring water all over herself you may not watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medric822 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 dont know if anyone else stated these, but when in a public bathroom, never use the stals to take a leak. Never stand next to some1 at the urnal, if another spot is open away from all civilization. If a friend is watching a soccer game on TV, you must find a channel with hot chicks on it for the both of you to watch while you explain the dangers of watching soccer. If a good channel is impossible, then turn off the TV, and slap your friend multiple times in the face, and procede to tell the authorities. Or, if the worst thing possible is happening, he is recording the game, only then are you allowed to slap him with a closed fist. If a girl asks you if you want to go to her apartment for coffee anytime after 5:30, accept, and dont relpy like George Costanza. If a girlfriend asks if you both can rent a starwars movie, it's only a test of your strength. But to have her fall for you, offer to watch 2 chick flicks. Afterward, wash your mind out with soap, and pray that this never happens again. If your on a bad dtae, never leave the chick in the restaurant, but you can leave her at the bar. If there's any more left, I'll post them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistonj92 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 These are my man laws: 1. NO man should purposely make an attempt to attenda party with over two dozen homosexuals, unless there is a keg. If there is a keg, look only at the keg do not look at the other men. 2. If a friend is in a cast, send attractive women to his house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroEric Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 1. NO man should purposely make an attempt to attenda party with over two dozen homosexuals, unless there is a keg. If there is a keg, look only at the keg do not look at the other men. This one strikes me as a bit ridiculously homophobic. I'm not sure what kind of party you're implying here... Do the homosexuals trap straight men into attending the party? Your rule seems to say the straight male knows beforehand. I don't know if I've ever been to a party where I knew specifically that two dozen gay men would be there in advance. So basically, are you saying this?: "1. Go to gay mingle parties for the free beer." --Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistonj92 Posted August 13, 2006 Share Posted August 13, 2006 Well if your girlfriend has a lot of gay friends you know. But the don't look at the other guys does actually sound homophobic now that I analyze it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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