Bama Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 i guess people think they're cool and bad *** on the internet Oh...but i am cool and badass on the internet... Do you know why? Because i've got a MySpace, and a Xanga, and a LiveJournal, and i'm all emo like that. </sarcasm> Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/22646-i-created-a-player-better-then-pujols/page/2/#findComment-283750 Share on other sites More sharing options...
adonis2109 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Umm Rags, you do understand that your created player doesn't see any of this made-up money? Secondly, if you were the best player in baseball, I highly doubt you would sign a 7-year contract. Do it ala Lebron and just make 3 year, multi-million deals. QFT, No one would sign a 7 year deal with all that talent. Unless it was an absolutely absurd amount of $$. Realistically, the guy would sign 1 or 3 year astronomical deals, then say he was testing the free agent market in order to rise his stock. Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/22646-i-created-a-player-better-then-pujols/page/2/#findComment-283755 Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaronuconn Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 your retarted Rags, you spelled "retarded" wrong. But to be serious, id give your self 15 mil. Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/22646-i-created-a-player-better-then-pujols/page/2/#findComment-283761 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lautrec Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Rags, you spelled "retarded" wrong. But to be serious, id give your self 15 mil. Not only is "retarted" wrong, how about the spelling of "your", as in you are, which should require an apostrophe resulting in the correct spelling of: "You're retarded." Just doing a little grammar here and there. (Find the errors in my sentences) Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/22646-i-created-a-player-better-then-pujols/page/2/#findComment-283783 Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaronuconn Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 AHHH, please stop, I am on summer vacation!! Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/22646-i-created-a-player-better-then-pujols/page/2/#findComment-283787 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lautrec Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 AHHH, please stop, I am on summer vacation!! Hey, you're the one who started the spelling bee... and, I'd give myself 15 million bucks, too, if only I had it... :stickman: Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/22646-i-created-a-player-better-then-pujols/page/2/#findComment-283791 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJEagles Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I like cookies...and what purpose does this thread serve? Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/22646-i-created-a-player-better-then-pujols/page/2/#findComment-283792 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyMcM93 Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 AHHH, please stop, I am on summer vacation!! Haha. It should be natural, but I shouldn't be one to talk. Mark and I had quite the little fight over the words "your" and "you're." Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/22646-i-created-a-player-better-then-pujols/page/2/#findComment-283801 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruecu Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I have a suggestion for the money: it's a f*ckin game!!! Here's what i hope happens: He tears his hamstring or something and misses his whole first season..then his stats dramatically decrease, then he tears his hammy again the following season trying to live up to his "made up" contract...at this point, you can't count on him...so you pick up a good veteran and now your star is struggling to make the starting lineup..he's mad about his playing time, his girlfriend is sleeping with Derek Jeter while you're on the road, and he develops one hell of a tapeworm..and all the while Pujols is winning the MVP year after year, just because you went and created someone better than him. How dare you Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/22646-i-created-a-player-better-then-pujols/page/2/#findComment-284146 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pujols Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I like cookies...and what purpose does this thread serve? I like cookies too. Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/22646-i-created-a-player-better-then-pujols/page/2/#findComment-284148 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kccitystar Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 Give it up for the grammar police! You should all recieve badges. Anyway, just to be fair, go with the guy who said 3 year multi-million dollar deals. Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/22646-i-created-a-player-better-then-pujols/page/2/#findComment-284150 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfgiantsflgators Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 his girlfriend is sleeping with Derek Jeter while you're on the road... :lmao: :lmao: Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/22646-i-created-a-player-better-then-pujols/page/2/#findComment-284151 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruecu Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 actually that was bad grammar. it should be: his girlfriend is sleeping with Derek Jeter while HE'S on the road..my bad, and i have a degree..damn Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/22646-i-created-a-player-better-then-pujols/page/2/#findComment-284153 Share on other sites More sharing options...
omairee Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 you also have an amazing avatar. Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/22646-i-created-a-player-better-then-pujols/page/2/#findComment-284154 Share on other sites More sharing options...
meteamo Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 I like cookies too. What kind of cookies? Oreos are good. :whistle: P.S. Give the guy a 3-year contract worth 17.3 million dollars per year. Or you can give the guy a 1-year contract of 20 million dollars and see if the CPU will offer him more the next year. Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/22646-i-created-a-player-better-then-pujols/page/2/#findComment-284156 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mav3rek Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 I have a suggestion for the money: it's a f*ckin game!!! Here's what i hope happens: He tears his hamstring or something and misses his whole first season..then his stats dramatically decrease, then he tears his hammy again the following season trying to live up to his "made up" contract...at this point, you can't count on him...so you pick up a good veteran and now your star is struggling to make the starting lineup..he's mad about his playing time, his girlfriend is sleeping with Derek Jeter while you're on the road, and he develops one hell of a tapeworm..and all the while Pujols is winning the MVP year after year, just because you went and created someone better than him. How dare you You can't create a player better than "Poo Holes" he's the f'n man. (as someone else pointed out in a different thread) When Albert Pujols steps into a pool, he doesn't get wet. The pool gets Albert Pujols. This thread is retarded. 100% accurate. Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/22646-i-created-a-player-better-then-pujols/page/2/#findComment-284157 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pujols Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 What kind of cookies? Oreos are good. :whistle: P.S. Give the guy a 3-year contract worth 17.3 million dollars per year. Or you can give the guy a 1-year contract of 20 million dollars and see if the CPU will offer him more the next year. Yeah, Oreos are awesome. What about those Fudge Cookies? Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/22646-i-created-a-player-better-then-pujols/page/2/#findComment-284159 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigschiff7 Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 You can't create a player better than "Poo Holes" he's the f'n man. (as someone else pointed out in a different thread) When Albert Pujols steps into a pool, he doesn't get wet. The pool gets Albert Pujols. Wow, to bad this is a Chuck Norris joke that you inserted Pujols name into. Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/22646-i-created-a-player-better-then-pujols/page/2/#findComment-284163 Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaronuconn Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 Ya I remember there was a whole thread about Chuck Norris jokes. Wow, they never get old. Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/22646-i-created-a-player-better-then-pujols/page/2/#findComment-284167 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruecu Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 you also have an amazing avatar. does it really get any better than Zack Attack singing "friends forever"? those were the days Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/22646-i-created-a-player-better-then-pujols/page/2/#findComment-284171 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mav3rek Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 Ya I remember there was a whole thread about Chuck Norris jokes. Wow, they never get old. Which would be kinda where this came from. I didn't come up with that...thus the note that it was from another thread. Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/22646-i-created-a-player-better-then-pujols/page/2/#findComment-284173 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace152 Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 This reminds me of a gamefaqs.com thread. Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/22646-i-created-a-player-better-then-pujols/page/2/#findComment-284175 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fred13 Posted July 29, 2006 Share Posted July 29, 2006 i guess people think they're cool and bad *** on the internet Or think they're cool and badass in the game. You say 1 million is unrealistic, your entire concept is unrealistic along with the fact that Zito is signed long-term. Your whole dynasty reeks of unrealism. Your imaginative glory hunt is a little pathetic IMO. Link to comment https://www.mvpmods.com/forums/topic/22646-i-created-a-player-better-then-pujols/page/2/#findComment-284203 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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