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Microsoft buys Firefox, releases Microsoft Firefox 2007!


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Aww, damn, I guess this is the end of a great firefox. Should we expect IE part 2? I really hope that I can still use Firefox safely if I decide to go over to the darkside and use Microsoft Firefox.

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* Note: Previous installations of browsers such as Internet Explorer and Mozilla Firefox, will automatically be overwritten. The removal of Microsoft Firefox from your system violates international copyright law. Therefore, you cannot legally uninstall Microsoft Firefox.

Would my Favorites be affected?

When you first install Microsoft Firefox, all saved Favorites from your old browsers will automatically be migrated over. This removals the pain of manual favorites re-entry.

Note: Some saved favorites may link to sites Microsoft deems inappropriate or dangerous. i.e. Google.com - Such saved entries are automatically removed and the ability to manually add them disabled. Microsoft knows best.

How does Tabbed Browsing help me?

Imagine you are on a cold winters morning. You need your Microsoft fix - by visiting 30 of your favorite Microsoft sites to warm yourself up. Do you want to run the risk of a system overload? Of course not. Tabbed browsing allows to view multiple Microsoft endorsed sites within a single browser window. This means less system resources and less clutter. Simple and exciting.

Tab Groups

Opening many Microsoft sites can be a pain in the butt. That's why Microsoft Firefox will automatically and randomly open up to 30 of them for you every time it's launched. This feature cannot be turned off.

http://www.msfirefox.com/windows-kernel-protection.html

This one is actually a feature of Windows Vista.

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Support/Questions

It doesn't work properly? Well boohoo! Our own Steve Ballmer can't swim, do you hear him complaining?

As a monopoly, and as individuals, we value integrity, honesty, openness, personal excellence, constructive self-criticism, continual self-improvement, and mutual respect. We are committed to our customers and partners and have a passion for technology.

We take on big challenges such as anti-trust lawsuits, and pride ourselves on seeing them through successfully.

LOL! :lmao:

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Good stuff, good stuff.

Some sites are shutting down my computer!

Unfortunately, visiting the following sites will cause Microsoft Firefox to unexpectedly crash, and force Windows to fail:

Google.com

Yahoo.com

Apple.com

iTunes.com

Gmail.com

Symantec.com

McAfee.com

Nintendo.com

Playstation.com

And all Linux/Unix sites, forums and communities

Webpages which contain following wildcard keywords, will also result in an unexpected Windows system failure.

"I hate microsoft"

"Bill gates is an idiot"

"Linux is good"

"Apple is good"

"MacOSX is good"

"I hate Windows"

"Windows sucks"

"Microsoft sucks"

"I hate Bill"

"XBOX is ridiculous"

"Al Qaeda"

"I love Ipods"

"I don't use Microsoft Office"

"I hate Microsoft Office"

"Microsoft Office is stupid"

"Explorer sucks"

"Vista sucks"

"Ballmer sucks"

And the names of all companies who's filed a lawsuit against Microsoft.

This unexpected failure of Microsoft Firefox along with the Windows System is an irreparable bug within the source code. There is nothing we can do to prevent the process.

Note: Keep in mind that sites such as Microsoft.com and Msfirefox.com will work perfectly.

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