Mav3rek Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Some of you probably already know about this site, but I just found out about it and have almost died from laughing. Here's the link: IRC Quotes Warning, the page contains explicit language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordo Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Saw this the other week.....it is a scream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mav3rek Posted February 21, 2007 Author Share Posted February 21, 2007 i've been laughing at it now for a good solid hour....lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mav3rek Posted February 21, 2007 Author Share Posted February 21, 2007 this is one of my favorites so far.... lol silic0nsilence: So it's black friday at CompUSA. Slider: Yea silic0nsilence: We were to open up at 12am. It's 11:58pm and there is a HUGE line of blood-thirsty, hard drive-wanting, maniacs. So my friend dares me to scream we have one xbox360. Slider: Holy ****. silic0nsilence: So he gives me $20. I go up to the gate and scream, "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE JUST RECIEVED ONE XBOX360!!" Immediatly people are storming the gate, passing me money through the cage to get it. They were screaming and knocked over this old lady. My boss just looks at me with these red eyes. In them, I saw fear and rage. Slider: Wait a second, it's 12:46A, and it's black Friday. What did this happen minutes ago? Shouldn't you be at work? silic0nsilence: Yeah.. silic0nsilence: Pretty sure I don't work at CompUSA any more.. and this one: <Edofnor> #1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joelsut Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 my favorite: "random girl: hey! me: ...hi? me: who is this? random girl: Jessica, I saw u on myspace random girl: ur hot me: thanks random girl: np me: this girl keeps bugging me, but I don't want to talk to her me: what should I do? random girl: make up sum excuse, like ur mom is kickin u off or sumthing me: oh alright me: I have to go me: my mom is kicking me off me: bye" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kccitystar Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 For me it's: <_kr4m3r> so many fscking criminals, its bullshit <foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die <foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?" <foniks`> whatd u think they'd say? <FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate" and <xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mav3rek Posted February 21, 2007 Author Share Posted February 21, 2007 ^^ lol, I hadn't seen the Australlia one yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwentySeven Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 known that site for like a year, it's really good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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