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this is one of my favorites so far.... lol

silic0nsilence: So it's black friday at CompUSA.

Slider: Yea

silic0nsilence: We were to open up at 12am. It's 11:58pm and there is a HUGE line of blood-thirsty, hard drive-wanting, maniacs. So my friend dares me to scream we have one xbox360.

Slider: Holy ****.

silic0nsilence: So he gives me $20. I go up to the gate and scream, "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE JUST RECIEVED ONE XBOX360!!" Immediatly people are storming the gate, passing me money through the cage to get it. They were screaming and knocked over this old lady. My boss just looks at me with these red eyes. In them, I saw fear and rage.

Slider: Wait a second, it's 12:46A, and it's black Friday. What did this happen minutes ago? Shouldn't you be at work?

silic0nsilence: Yeah..

silic0nsilence: Pretty sure I don't work at CompUSA any more..

and this one:

<Edofnor> #1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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my favorite:

"random girl: hey!

me: ...hi?

me: who is this?

random girl: Jessica, I saw u on myspace

random girl: ur hot

me: thanks

random girl: np

me: this girl keeps bugging me, but I don't want to talk to her

me: what should I do?

random girl: make up sum excuse, like ur mom is kickin u off or sumthing

me: oh alright

me: I have to go

me: my mom is kicking me off

me: bye"

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For me it's:

<_kr4m3r> so many fscking criminals, its bullshit

<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die

<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"

<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?

<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"

and

<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

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