Sean O Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Shocking, I know, but there are dynasty ideas not yet used. Anyone can use these free of charge, for what will certainly be the best dynasty we've ever seen. Miami Vices: Can you take every player arrested or suspended for drugs, domestic violence, or some other illicit activity to the top? Can Brett Myers and Elijah Dukes occupy the same dressing room? Does Delmon Young keep throwing bats at people? Oakland (Un)Athletics: How many fat guys can you fit into one dugout? A rotation featuring CC Sabathia and David Wells guarantees tons of sweaty fun. Can Rich "El Guapo" Garces make it back to the Bigs? Arizona Agony: You're in charge of the only team with more trainers than players, as you field the 25 most injury prone players in the tricky NL West. Who falls down the stairs carrying deer meat? Who cracks a rib sneezing? Who brains himself with his bat during a particularly violent swing? Philadelphia Phury: With all of the angriest and most violent players in the majors, Philadelphia's in for a heated summer. Watch Lou Pineilla try to keep Carlos Zambrano from stabbing Kyle Farnsworth with a broken bat! Indians in the Cupboard: An Indians dynasty with players widely suspected of being gay. Will traditional Midwestern values trump the desperate Cleveland need for a championship? Houston Hustle: You know the type, the run-out-every-play midget freaks that make baseball great. David Eckstein's hustle has made him the most feared player in the game. Chone Figgins treats every game like his last. Can you overcome their meager talent and short stature to win the NL Central? The Texas Tonguetwisters: Grudzialanek. Mientkiewitz. Saltalamacchia. Can your wrists make the entire 162 games typing the longest and most convuleted names in the game? Can they make it to the top of the West? Minnesota Makeup: Makeup, one of the intangibles that you just can't ignore. Can the nicest players in the league turn their remarkable boredom into World Series gold? San Fran Senility: After years of trying, Sabean has finally amassed the 25 oldest players in the game. Will Julio Franco make it through a season without breaking a hip? Can Roger Clemens bravely battle back from hemmorhoids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pudge77 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 Scott Olsen could be on Miami Vices. Nice Thread lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SESbb30 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 unAthletics, and texas toungetwisters would be good ones to see. you'd have to dig deep on the toungetwisters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwentySeven Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 LOL GREAT WORK MAN, these are funny! Wow! Now you've obliged me to think up some of mine... Hmmm... OK, I can't think up any, cuz I only just got back to Cali. Well, anyways these are all good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xiberger Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 This is hilarious! I hope there are volunteers for these great ideas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kgbaseball Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 I've got the 25 for Texas Tonguetwisters: C: Jarrod Saltalamacchia, Guillermo Rodriguez 1B: Doug Mientkewicz 2B: Mark Grudzielanek, Tony Graffanino 3B: Akinori Iwamura, Kevin Kouzmanoff SS: Yuniesky Betancourt, OF: Frank Catalanotto, Reggie Abercrombie, Wladimir Balentien, Nate Schierholtz SP: Tom Gorzelanny, Daisuke Matsuzaka, John Rheinecker, Jason Simontacchi, Andrew Sonnanstine RP: Antonio Alfonseca, Jon Coutlangus, Justin Duchscherer, Jason Isringhausen, Scott Schoeneweis, Ehren Wassermann, Yhency Brazoban, Lee Gronkiewicz Other possible replacements: Troy Tulowitzki Scott Podsednik Casey Hoorelbeke Carmen Pignatiello Brian Shackelford Levale Speigner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroEric Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Runelvys Hernandez and Ambiorix Burgos should be in there too. Your second catcher should be Pierzynski. I've always wanted to, but never will, do a dynasty called "25 Little Indians" that's an Agatha Christie-style murder mystery set in the Cleveland clubhouse over the 162 game season. Hercule Poirot would manage. ...Or not. --Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean O Posted August 8, 2007 Author Share Posted August 8, 2007 Runelvys Hernandez and Ambiorix Burgos should be in there too. Your second catcher should be Pierzynski. I've always wanted to, but never will, do a dynasty called "25 Little Indians" that's an Agatha Christie-style murder mystery set in the Cleveland clubhouse over the 162 game season. Hercule Poirot would manage. ...Or not. --Eric We should have an esoteric dynasty contest. Perhaps a dynasty where each player has a very specific approach to the game, and each engages in existential discussions relating their baseball approach to their particular understanding of the world and their surroundings. We'll have Eckstein stating how he utilizes his small stature to take opponents by surprise, Adam Dunn espousing the benefits of ignoring detractors when you understand your true talents, and Carlos Silva stating how control at all times is the most rational approach to one's life. And David Wells would just try to eat everybody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroEric Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 And David Wells would just try to eat everybody. To be fair, it was an emergency: his blood sugar was down. EDIT: Are there any Randian / Objectivist players? For some reason, I feel like Curt Schilling should be, if he's not already. --Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean O Posted August 8, 2007 Author Share Posted August 8, 2007 To be fair, it was an emergency: his blood sugar was down. EDIT: Are there any Randian / Objectivist players? For some reason, I feel like Curt Schilling should be, if he's not already. --Eric Good question, but Schilling would make sense. I also think we'd need to include a CAP of Pedro Serrano from Major League, with a diatribe (tribe! get it!?) against following the crooked path so clearly represented by the curveball, even if it does lead to your own undoing. You must follow the straight path at all times. I'm sure we can also get Gary Sheffield in there, whose one goal in life seems to be pissing off whitey. We're open to all sorts in this dynasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstroEric Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Would it be possible to make a wall-eyed cyberface so that Jean-Paul Sartre could manage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All_Star Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Shocking, I know, but there are dynasty ideas not yet used. Anyone can use these free of charge, for what will certainly be the best dynasty we've ever seen. Miami Vices: Can you take every player arrested or suspended for drugs, domestic violence, or some other illicit activity to the top? Can Brett Myers and Elijah Dukes occupy the same dressing room? Does Delmon Young keep throwing bats at people? Oakland (Un)Athletics: How many fat guys can you fit into one dugout? A rotation featuring CC Sabathia and David Wells guarantees tons of sweaty fun. Can Rich "El Guapo" Garces make it back to the Bigs? Arizona Agony: You're in charge of the only team with more trainers than players, as you field the 25 most injury prone players in the tricky NL West. Who falls down the stairs carrying deer meat? Who cracks a rib sneezing? Who brains himself with his bat during a particularly violent swing? The Texas Tonguetwisters: Grudzialanek. Mientkiewitz. Saltalamacchia. Can your wrists make the entire 162 games typing the longest and most convuleted names in the game? Can they make it to the top of the West? San Fran Senility: After years of trying, Sabean has finally amassed the 25 oldest players in the game. Will Julio Franco make it through a season without breaking a hip? Can Roger Clemens bravely battle back from hemmorhoids? XD.... these are what I want to see....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abc006 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Though it doesn't quite have the same comedic aspect as Sean O's suggestions, it would be interesting to take all the players from the best AAA team and swap them with it's big league club, and see how they do. Oh wait, the Marlins already did that last year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobehound Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 ha, i tried the team fatso dynasty idea once. That was a nightmare, all my team could do was hit homers. no speed, no relief, and no fielding. Another dynasty idea i tried briefly. The scruffy team. All the longhaired unshaven and generally unkept guys on one team. Halladay, Haren, Green, Swisher, Manny, Kline... that was a fun team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jai13 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 being a bit noobish, if some one could sort rosters and make random templates for me i could do a san fran senility Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philliesphan18 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 being a bit noobish, if some one could sort rosters and make random templates for me i could do a san fran senilityJust start a dynasty, turn off fair trades, and trade for the oldies you want! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All_Star Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Another Idea I had was doing a fantasy draft and juust do pitching and defense, it was actually harder than you think to draft the team considering Omar Vizquel is one of the top shortstops and Yadier Molina is like the 5th best catcher......... My team was: C - Yadier Molina 1B - Travis Lee 2B - Alex Gonzalez (the SS from the Red Sox last year) SS - Omar Vizquel 3B - Eric Chavez LF - Endy Chavez CF - Torii Hunter RF - Mike Cameron Finding good fielding outfielders like Endy Chavez who don't hit well was pretty hard actually..... don't remember much of the pitching staff though, I just know it had Johan and Livan Hernanez on it... But the big question in my mind was who would end up with more home runs, Livan Hernandez or Alex Gonzalez >__> It was actually ranked like 3rd overall my team...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meteamo Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Not as good as the ideas already listed but ... 1) A team of fairly recent and/or more preferably current baseball players that either were accused of or actually did steroids. The name could be something like "Steroids of Swat". 2) A team consisting of players that played on at least X number of teams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kael84 Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 I'd like to see a dynasty done using the the "Major League" version of the Atlanta Braves. I mean, you'd have to fill in a few gaps, espically in the bullpen and pitching rotation, but i think it could be done by someone really enthused by the project. Probibally be a hoot to write for too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LupeFiasco Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Is it possible to do a dynasty like JoeRudi26 on an xbox? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borgi Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Is it possible to do a dynasty like JoeRudi26 on an xbox? you couldnt get video or screen shots, but with photoshop dedication you could get a sick one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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