MarkB Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Well, it's just text, so you should be OK, but anyone with a fragile sense of internet access, humour, or sensitivity should avoid. If you don't, let the BAAAWWW begin. For the rest of us, here's some funnies. Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back: 1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.' 2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.' 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.' 4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.' 5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.' 6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.' 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.' 8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.' 9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kgbaseball Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 haha Nice little read, Mark! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spicybanana Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?' :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Just the fact that person knew what had happened... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meteamo Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 They are all funny. If you don't mind, I'm going to send them to my family and friends. Thanks for the laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HFLR Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 http://mx.youtube.com/watch?v=jZEItFOKlHc > All. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceFlare Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Did you find these from here? I laughed so hard when I first read it there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SESbb30 Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 rotfl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkB Posted September 3, 2008 Author Share Posted September 3, 2008 Did you find these from here? I laughed so hard when I first read it there. I didn't get it from there, but it does explain why I got it from where I did get it from. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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