TheBaseballer Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 The question is: Have YOU ever been caught stealing something? How was it like? I need to know if you guys are allowed to answer this, then I will tell you my experience..(Or.. A friend's experience) 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SESbb30 Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 why the hell is this in dynst(ies)ys? i stole 50 ga-zillion dollars from bill gates change jar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krawhitham Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Stole a teacher's corvette in high school Never did like that ***** I just hide the thing really, it was not recovered for 6 weeks He knew who did it but could not prove it, he brought the Police in to the class room to interview everyone. The cops questioned me for 3 hours. Kept on claiming we know it was you, your friend gave you up, just tell us where it is and we will let you go. Moral of the story if you do something illegal tell no one about it. That is what I did so I knew the Police were lying to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaseballer Posted October 21, 2008 Author Share Posted October 21, 2008 Moral of the story if you do something illegal tell no one about it. That is what I did so I knew the Police were lying to me ..You're right!! It's better for us to say nothing about (for example) illegal things we do.. at least for some time! Anyways.. You said they questioned you for 3 hours saying like: Your friend gave you up!! And you were sure no1 knew that you were on it.. LOL That was soo nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkB Posted October 21, 2008 Share Posted October 21, 2008 Considering this quote; ..You're right!! It's better for us to say nothing about (for example) illegal things we do.. at least for some time! Why does this thread exist? Also, my answer, never been caught. If you want to steal and are stupid enough to get caught, you probably deserve whatever action is taken against you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrooklynNets24 Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 back in the day i stole so many effin pokemon cards it wasnt even funny if i was in toys r us i just go to the bathroom and open them in there, and when i went to Puerto Rico my god i just went crazy on stealing these cards. I still have these pokemon cars just dont know where. Recently iv just stolen ping pong balls from wal mart. I was with my friend at the time and i think just for shiz and giggles he stole these 40 dollars nike golf ball sets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJEagles Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Is this an appropriate thread? I dunno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 i highly doubt that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krawhitham Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Is this an appropriate thread? I dunno. Statue of limitations is long past on that car, I'm good to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJEagles Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Statue of limitations is long past on that car, I'm good to go LOL. Post of the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkB Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 :lol: Same here, good luck finding my history, Mr. Officer. Maybe we should set up a "Crime" forum where we can all share hints and tips. Then again, it would just get filled very quickly with people lying about their huge history of stealing 50¢ toys from their local Mom-and-Pop store. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrigleyville33 Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 back in the day i stole so many effin pokemon cards it wasnt even funny if i was in toys r us i just go to the bathroom and open them in there, and when i went to Puerto Rico my god i just went crazy on stealing these cards. I still have these pokemon cars just dont know where. Recently iv just stolen ping pong balls from wal mart. I was with my friend at the time and i think just for shiz and giggles he stole these 40 dollars nike golf ball sets. Nike Ones? Best in the game imo. Pro vi behind nike ones of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistonj92 Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 I only purchase Nike golf balls. But I get happier picking up a Pro V1 compared to a Nike One. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidCavalier23 Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 From getting caught stealing to talking about golf balls, sometimes I have no idea how you guys work... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SESbb30 Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 i stole 6,000 condoms from wal-mart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwinginSoriano Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 i stole 6,000 condoms from wal-mart. Hope you used them. I once stole a pen from a CVS, but my life has a lack of stealing stuff. I don't even 'share' MP3s. I guess I have too much morals for someone who doesn't believe in hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RdSoxFan618 Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Pro V1 > Nike One I normally take w/e is the cheapest though. I usually stock up on Callaway balls that they sell up at a really cheap place in Maine at our cottage. Doesn't make that big of a difference to me, tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkB Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Actually, just on further thought, I have been caught stealing - if I remember correctly, it was only 3 times, but they were all annoying as hell. The first time the opportunity arose, I was slightly apprehensive as it was something I had never done before, and wasn't something that came naturally, but at the time, it was a great opportunity, the stars were aligned, and I decided to go for it. Well, turned out that the opportunity wasn't as great as I thought, I had underestimated one of the main components in the mechanism, so to speak, and ended up being caught. Not good. Second time, having had the experience the first time, I attempted to learn from it and made a better decision. Well, I did, and I had done all I could from my end. I thought I had gotten away with it and finished the job successfully, but I ended up being screwed and was caught. I argued my innocence as much as possible, but "The Man" was having none of it. Caught again. That one didn't work out too badly, though. Third time, I attempted it with a good friend. Once we had planned it, he wasn't actually close to me, distance-wise, but it's amazing what a good set of gestures can do in a very busy and crowded environment, as long as you have line of sight. Anyway, he ended up making it, but I was caught. Not unexpected, really, but I thought, if anyone would be caught while we were doing it, it would be him. What he was doing was much more risky than mine, but, hey, that's how the dice roll, I guess. Anyway, I've been successful a lot more than I've been caught, so I can't complain too much. Worked out well for a short period of time. Now, you may be wondering what my punishments were. Well, they varied. The first time, I just got a few nasty looks and a bit of an ear-bashing, but no real damage - one person actually complimented me on my opportunism. Second time, nothing at all. It was later overturned and I got away scot-free. Third time, some others were as surprised as me that I was the one that was caught. No real argument, as I was caught red handed, but the move itself was solid, so just a slap on the wrists. By the way, maybe I forgot to mention this earlier in the post - I'm a pitcher by nature, but was a relatively fast runner when I played, before my knees became shot, so I've lost a few steps now. What were we stealing? First time, being a pitcher, I just decided to go for it, underestimated the catchers arm, and was thrown out at second. Second time, was called out at second base, but I was actually safe, as seen by video cameras, multiple spectators and team members on both sides. The decision was overturned by the league and we won the game by a landslide. Third time, double steal with men on first and second, catcher threw me out rather than my speedster team-mate who advanced to third. Hey, you didn't define what we were stealing. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidCavalier23 Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Actually, just on further thought, I have been caught stealing - if I remember correctly, it was only 3 times, but they were all annoying as hell. The first time the opportunity arose, I was slightly apprehensive as it was something I had never done before, and wasn't something that came naturally, but at the time, it was a great opportunity, the stars were aligned, and I decided to go for it. Well, turned out that the opportunity wasn't as great as I thought, I had underestimated one of the main components in the mechanism, so to speak, and ended up being caught. Not good. Second time, having had the experience the first time, I attempted to learn from it and made a better decision. Well, I did, and I had done all I could from my end. I thought I had gotten away with it and finished the job successfully, but I ended up being screwed and was caught. I argued my innocence as much as possible, but "The Man" was having none of it. Caught again. That one didn't work out too badly, though. Third time, I attempted it with a good friend. Once we had planned it, he wasn't actually close to me, distance-wise, but it's amazing what a good set of gestures can do in a very busy and crowded environment, as long as you have line of sight. Anyway, he ended up making it, but I was caught. Not unexpected, really, but I thought, if anyone would be caught while we were doing it, it would be him. What he was doing was much more risky than mine, but, hey, that's how the dice roll, I guess. Anyway, I've been successful a lot more than I've been caught, so I can't complain too much. Worked out well for a short period of time. Now, you may be wondering what my punishments were. Well, they varied. The first time, I just got a few nasty looks and a bit of an ear-bashing, but no real damage - one person actually complimented me on my opportunism. Second time, nothing at all. It was later overturned and I got away scot-free. Third time, some others were as surprised as me that I was the one that was caught. No real argument, as I was caught red handed, but the move itself was solid, so just a slap on the wrists. By the way, maybe I forgot to mention this earlier in the post - I'm a pitcher by nature, but was a relatively fast runner when I played, before my knees became shot, so I've lost a few steps now. What were we stealing? First time, being a pitcher, I just decided to go for it, underestimated the catchers arm, and was thrown out at second. Second time, was called out at second base, but I was actually safe, as seen by video cameras, multiple spectators and team members on both sides. The decision was overturned by the league and we won the game by a landslide. Third time, double steal with men on first and second, catcher threw me out rather than my speedster team-mate who advanced to third. Hey, you didn't define what we were stealing. Haha, nice post Mark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RdSoxFan618 Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 I've stolen too many bases in real life and in MVP Baseball to count. I was always the speedster on my teams...not ridiculously speedy like a Carl Crawford, but rather a 2nd tier speedster, like 20-30 steals in a 162 game season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRog Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 When I was 6 I took a pack of Topps card from Stop and Shop but since then really all I steal is the food out of my friends fridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaptorQuiz Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 I stole MarkB's sister's heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRog Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Was he mad about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catzrthecoolest Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Actually, just on further thought, I have been caught stealing - if I remember correctly, it was only 3 times, but they were all annoying as hell. The first time the opportunity arose, I was slightly apprehensive as it was something I had never done before, and wasn't something that came naturally, but at the time, it was a great opportunity, the stars were aligned, and I decided to go for it. Well, turned out that the opportunity wasn't as great as I thought, I had underestimated one of the main components in the mechanism, so to speak, and ended up being caught. Not good. Second time, having had the experience the first time, I attempted to learn from it and made a better decision. Well, I did, and I had done all I could from my end. I thought I had gotten away with it and finished the job successfully, but I ended up being screwed and was caught. I argued my innocence as much as possible, but "The Man" was having none of it. Caught again. That one didn't work out too badly, though. Third time, I attempted it with a good friend. Once we had planned it, he wasn't actually close to me, distance-wise, but it's amazing what a good set of gestures can do in a very busy and crowded environment, as long as you have line of sight. Anyway, he ended up making it, but I was caught. Not unexpected, really, but I thought, if anyone would be caught while we were doing it, it would be him. What he was doing was much more risky than mine, but, hey, that's how the dice roll, I guess. Anyway, I've been successful a lot more than I've been caught, so I can't complain too much. Worked out well for a short period of time. Now, you may be wondering what my punishments were. Well, they varied. The first time, I just got a few nasty looks and a bit of an ear-bashing, but no real damage - one person actually complimented me on my opportunism. Second time, nothing at all. It was later overturned and I got away scot-free. Third time, some others were as surprised as me that I was the one that was caught. No real argument, as I was caught red handed, but the move itself was solid, so just a slap on the wrists. By the way, maybe I forgot to mention this earlier in the post - I'm a pitcher by nature, but was a relatively fast runner when I played, before my knees became shot, so I've lost a few steps now. What were we stealing? First time, being a pitcher, I just decided to go for it, underestimated the catchers arm, and was thrown out at second. Second time, was called out at second base, but I was actually safe, as seen by video cameras, multiple spectators and team members on both sides. The decision was overturned by the league and we won the game by a landslide. Third time, double steal with men on first and second, catcher threw me out rather than my speedster team-mate who advanced to third. Hey, you didn't define what we were stealing. Yeah... this is what i thought this thread was talking about at first glance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetsReyes777 Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Nike One Platinum- Best Ball for Distance Titleist Pro V1- Best ball for spin and bounce. Actually, Bridgestone golf balls are really good, surprisingly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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