rolie Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Not too proud of it but I got caught stealing the movie "Blow" from Best Buy. I thought I'd be smart and take the dvd to the vacuum section and rip the magnetic things attached. Little did I know there was a stocker right next to me. I just grabbed my gf and left. The manager said I wasn't welcome there anymore. Things were kinda escalating. I started stealing much more valuable things and bragging about them to friends. I liked the attention and thrill of it all. I kinda realized I was eventually gonna get caught. So I needed to quit. One of my buddies got caught stealing from Walfart and ended up doing a couple years. Not a lesson I want to learn the hard way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigPaPa Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 I occasionally wake up the next morining with a pint glass from the bar. Other than that when i was like 8 years old i stole a bulldozer from the people putting in the septic tank at my families country home. EDIT: Oh yeah an last summer while uh... under the influence i stole a bouquet of Ferns from some corner deli. Not even the nice flowers, jsut the green ferns they fill in with the nice flowers. Oh and on a side note a friend of mine once got caught stealing a gigantic catfish from a fish market. It was quite funny watching the dude chase him around with a 50 pound catfish in his arms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaseballer Posted October 22, 2008 Author Share Posted October 22, 2008 I stole 3 Montana (Mtn) cans.. I don't remember the store name. It was long time ago! :wink: Anyway.. I got caught stealing an iPod rubber cover. I thought everything was fine, but then I saw the security guy looking for an ugly box (the one I took the cover from) while talking to his "walkie talkie" saying like I don't see it.. . I talked to him, and he finally said: Ok then, You can go...! I thought he won't ask for the cover, but he did! :wall: lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seanzarelli Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Thankfully, I've never been caught. Started off with pens and candy when I was a small child. Then when I was about 11-12, I was kinda big on collecting cards, so when my mom would go grocery shopping on the Air Force Base, I would go into the Commissary and look at the baseball cards, and I'd open the expensive packs, and kinda make it to look like someone else had done it, but spreading the cards all over the place, I'd take what I thought were the good ones. I would also steal posters from K-Mart, because well, it was just easy. Then when I was about 15-16, I started stealing girls virginity. When I worked at Lids, I'd take 2 or 3 hats a month. I currently have every MLB team 5950, Road & Away. Now, all I steal are MP3's and Games and other stuff online. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SESbb30 Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 man, buncha kleptos up in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrigleyville33 Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Nike One Platinum- Best Ball for Distance Titleist Pro V1- Best ball for spin and bounce. Actually, Bridgestone golf balls are really good, surprisingly. I use platinums. Imo, they are hard around the greens, great off the tee. My dad used bridgestone, and yeah they are pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee4Life Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 The next thing we'll see in here is someone writing up a tutorial on how to steal things. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaseballer Posted October 23, 2008 Author Share Posted October 23, 2008 The next thing we'll see in here is someone writing up a tutorial on how to steal things. Yea Then we'll see who wrote the best one! :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SESbb30 Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 i honestly havent stolen anything in my life. some candy bars from the baseball concesion stands as my high school, but thats it. there was this one time at wal mart in the video games section, they left one of those big glass doors open, i was pondering taking a 360, and some games, but i decided i dont like it up the butt, so i didnt take em. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkB Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Well, this thread has gone far enough. TheBaseballer was asked to start this thread for a nominal fee to help the staff and law-enforcement agencies isolate and identify the members of this community who have criminal histories. Thanks to all of your frank and honest responses, you will now be receiving a visit within the next 7-10 days from an assigned officer in your local area or county who will arrive at your home and begin to process you into the criminal justice system. Within 10 days, you will be escorted to federal "pound me in the ass" prison, and you will appear in front of a judge for initial case analysis prior to March 31st, 2009. You are entitled to legal representation during this time. If you wish to obtain further information regarding legal representation before your visit from your assigned officer, please contact your local sheriff's office. tl;dr - IT'S A TRAP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SESbb30 Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 but......but.....I CANT GO TO PRISON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRog Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Well, this thread has gone far enough. TheBaseballer was asked to start this thread for a nominal fee to help the staff and law-enforcement agencies isolate and identify the members of this community who have criminal histories. Thanks to all of your frank and honest responses, you will now be receiving a visit within the next 7-10 days from an assigned officer in your local area or county who will arrive at your home and begin to process you into the criminal justice system. Within 10 days, you will be escorted to federal "pound me in the ass" prison, and you will appear in front of a judge for initial case analysis prior to March 31st, 2009. You are entitled to legal representation during this time. If you wish to obtain further information regarding legal representation before your visit from your assigned officer, please contact your local sheriff's office. tl;dr - IT'S A TRAP Admiral Ackbar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TheBaseballer Posted October 24, 2008 Author Share Posted October 24, 2008 Well, this thread has gone far enough. TheBaseballer was asked to start this thread for a nominal fee to help the staff and law-enforcement agencies isolate and identify the members of this community who have criminal histories. Thanks to all of your frank and honest responses, you will now be receiving a visit within the next 7-10 days from an assigned officer in your local area or county who will arrive at your home and begin to process you into the criminal justice system. Within 10 days, you will be escorted to federal "pound me in the ass" prison, and you will appear in front of a judge for initial case analysis prior to March 31st, 2009. You are entitled to legal representation during this time. If you wish to obtain further information regarding legal representation before your visit from your assigned officer, please contact your local sheriff's office. tl;dr - IT'S A TRAP Now you got me! Yea! They paid me 50 bucks for this job.. I know I shouldn't have done this.. but 50 bucks is 50 bucks.. Y'all goin' to prison! :lmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDudleyDoWright Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Ya'll just a bunch of criminals! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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