pujols Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjeMDvCdrtc oh my god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaptorQuiz Posted December 12, 2008 Author Share Posted December 12, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjeMDvCdrtc oh my god Wow that's bad. And, side note: "Embedding disabled by request"... what the eff! My video has been disabled in my original post? Damn the man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaptorQuiz Posted December 12, 2008 Author Share Posted December 12, 2008 Lock eyes, from across the room. Down my drink while the rhythms boom. Take my hand and skip the names. No need here for the silly games. Make our way through the smoke and crowd. The club is the sky and I’m on your cloud. Move in close as the lasers fly, Our bodies touch and the angels cry. Leave this place, go back to yours. Our lips first touch outside your doors. The whole night, what we’ve got in store. Whisper in my ear that you want some more. And I, Jizz in my pants. This really never happens, you can take my word, I want to apologize, that’s just absurd. Mainly your fault for the way that you dance, And now I, Jizz in my pants. Don’t tell your friends, or I’ll say you’re a slut. Plus, it’s your fault, you were rubbing my butt. I’m very sensitive, some would say that’s a plus. Now I’ll go home and change. I need a few things from the grocery. I do things alone now, mostly. Left me heart-broken, not lookin’ for love. Surprise in my eyes when I looked above, The checkout counter and I saw her face. My heart stood still, so did time and space. Never thought that I could feel real again, But the look in her eyes said, “I need a friend.†She turned to me, that’s when she said it. Looked me dead in the face, asked, “Cash or credit?†And I, Jizzed in my pants. It’s perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me. But, we’re going to need a cleanup on aisle three. And now I’m posed in an awkward stance, Because I, Jizzed in my pants. To be fair, you were flirting a lot, Plus, the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot. Please stop acting like you’re not impressed. One more thing, I’m gonna pay by check. Last week, I saw a film. As I recall, it was a horror film. Walked outside into the rain, Checked my phone, and saw you rang, And I, Jizzed in my pants. Speeding down the street, when the red lights flash. Need to get away, need to make a dash. A song comes on that reminds me of you, And I, Jizz in my pants. The next day, my alarm goes off, And I, Jizz in my pants. Open my window, and a breeze rolls in, And I, Jizz in my pants. When Bruce Willis was dead, at the end of Sixth Sense, I, Jizzed in my pants. I just ate a grape and I, Jizzed in my pants. I went… …jizzed in my pants. Okay, seriously, you guys, Can we, okay? I jizz right in my pants, Every time you’re next to me. And when we’re holding hands, It’s like having sex to me. You say I’m premature, I just call it ecstasy. I wear a rubber at all times, It’s a necessity. ‘Cuz I, Jizz in my pants. (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants) (Yes, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants) Yes, I jizz in my pants! (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidCavalier23 Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Video description... The first single from The Lonely Island's debut album "INCREDIBAD". In stores 02/10/2009. Video features guest appearances by Molly Sims, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and Justin Timberlake. The Lonely Island is Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone. (Directed by Kiv) Copyright - Universal Republic That's gonna be one helluva an album. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSabathiaEra Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 Lock eyes, from across the room. Down my drink while the rhythms boom. Take my hand and skip the names. No need here for the silly games. Make our way through the smoke and crowd. The club is the sky and I’m on your cloud. Move in close as the laces fly, Our bodies touch and the angels cry. Leave this place, go back to yours. Our lips first touch outside your doors. The whole night, what we’ve got in store. Whisper in my ear that you want some more. And I, Jizz in my pants. This really never happens, you can take my word, I want to apologize, that’s just absurd. Mainly your fault for the way that you dance, And now I, Jizz in my pants. Don’t tell your friends, or I’ll say you’re a slut. Plus, it’s your fault, you were rubbing my butt. I’m very sensitive, some would say that’s a plus. Now I’ll go home and change. I need a few things from the grocery. I do things alone now, mostly. Left me heart-broken, not lookin’ for love. Surprise in my eyes when I looked above, The checkout counter and I saw her face. My heart stood still, so did time and space. Never thought that I could feel real again, But the look in her eyes said, “I need a friend.†She turned to me, that’s when she said it. Looked me dead in the face, asked, “Cash or credit?†And I, Jizzed in my pants. It’s perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me. But, we’re going to need a cleanup on aisle three. And now I’m posed in an awkward stance, Because I, Jizzed in my pants. To be fair, you were flirting a lot, Plus, the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot. Please stop acting like you’re not impressed. One more thing, I’m gonna pay by check. Last week, I saw a film. As I recall, it was a horror film. Walked outside into the rain, Checked my phone, and saw you rang, And I, Jizzed in my pants. Speeding down the street, when the red lights flash. Need to get away, need to make a dash. A song comes on that reminds me of you, And I, Jizz in my pants. The next day, my alarm goes off, And I, Jizz in my pants. Open my window, and a breeze rolls in, And I, Jizz in my pants. When Bruce Willis was dead, at the end of Sixth Sense, I, Jizzed in my pants. I just ate a grape and I, Jizzed in my pants. I went… …jizzed in my pants. Okay, seriously, you guys, Can we, okay? I jizz right in my pants, Every time you’re next to me. And when we’re holding hands, It’s like having sex to me. You say I’m premature, I just call it ecstasy. I wear a rubber at all times, It’s a necessity. ‘Cuz I, Jizz in my pants. (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants) (Yes, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants) Yes, I jizz in my pants! (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants) That song has been on my mind since i first locked eyes across the room to my computer :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaptorQuiz Posted December 19, 2008 Author Share Posted December 19, 2008 Keep the A's in Oakland! SlTvSUCCqPo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaptorQuiz Posted December 19, 2008 Author Share Posted December 19, 2008 ...and of course - the rediculous Ghost Ridin' Grandma... DhNZkDlQvLk "We could ghost ride the whip!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.