Hey KKKerry, can I get one:
The sig would be tinted oriole orange, on one side would be Brooks Robinson diving to catch a line drive, on the other side would Cal Ripken doing his trademark curtain call (raising the hand in thanks). In the middle would be the words: "Those were the days...." But below that would be, in really small text: "Angelos SUCKS!"
O, and my name would be in the right hand corner.