I think that is Kaiper, but I understand your pain. I know if I hear "This one's got a chance" or "That ball is going, going..." the BEST I can hope for is a hit off the wall. That happens maybe 1 outta 10 times. 7 outta 10, I get a home run robbed, or it is caught at the wall. The other 2 times outta 10 is an actual home run.
I guess I shouldn't complian thogh, as Edmonds lead the league at the ASB with 26 homers and AP is right behind him with 25. Edmonds is only hitting .250 though (AP, .320).