The only thing I disagree with is this comment about the Yankees that you made: "They have a lot of contracts that no teams would touch while they were sober."
I might be wrong, but I think you meant, "They have a lot of contracts that no teams would touch while they were sloshed out of their minds." Obviously, if they were sober, they would know better to trade for those contracts. But, if they were stone-cold drunk and were still smart enough to turn down those contracts? Now, THAT would be an accomplishment!
Thanks for the occasional write-up, too!